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Spaiker
(@spaiker)
Ninja

Why the fuck did I read all that?

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Posted : 28/12/2012 9:21 am
Enad
 Enad
(@enad)
Member Moderator

More like what did you just read! :laugh:

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Posted : 28/12/2012 10:09 am
Enad
 Enad
(@enad)
Member Moderator

6:18 PM: balls out on top of a blacksmith anvil being smashed by a burning sledgehammer
6:18 PM: interesting
[GND] Enad: HAahahaHAHA
[GND] Enad: HAAHA
[GND] Enad: YOU JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD
6:18 PM: SHAHT AHP!
6:18 PM: SHUT UP!
6:18 PM: shut up...
6:18 PM: WHAT THE FUCK
6:18 PM: DIDADOO WRONG?
6:18 PM: WHAT THE FUCK
6:18 PM: DIDADOO WRONE?!
6:18 PM: WHAT THE FUCK
6:18 PM: DIDADOO RAUNG?!
6:18 PM: NMC for NV doesn't say to remove number
6:18 PM: number isn't at the end of the file name either
[GND] Enad: DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY SHUT UP TO ME HOW DARE YOU EVEN FUCKING SPEAK TO ME WITHOUT MY PERMISSION YOU DONT FUCKING KNOW ME DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO YOURE TALKING TO IM A FUCKING SUPERSTAR WWE WRESTER ALSO KNOWN AS JOHN 'THE MARINE' CENA, I WOULD FUCKIGN KICK YOUR ASS RIGHT HERE IF YOU WERENT SOME PUNK FROM BEHIND A COMPUTER SCREEN. I CANT EVEN BELIEVE WHAT THE FUCK I JUST READ GET READY TO DIE MOTHERFUCKER BECAUSE IM COMING FOR YOU, DID YOU HONESTLY THINK YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH SAYING SHIT LIKE THAT TO ME, OF ALL PEOPLE, OVER THE INTERNET?? WATCH YOUR FUCKING BACK KIDDO
6:18 PM: HELLO?!
[GND] Enad: IT'S TIME TO KICK SOME ICE
[GND] Enad: so why am i still alive?

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Posted : 29/12/2012 7:04 pm
WASD
 WASD
(@wasd)
Pirate

ENAD you are such a tease

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Posted : 31/12/2012 11:05 pm
Jester
(@jester)
Member Moderator

For all you Crysis 2 and Crysis 3 fans.

8:47 PM - [GND] Wrester: lol $80 dollar crysis 3
8:47 PM - [GND] Wrester: what a steal!
8:47 PM - [GND] Jester: LOL
8:47 PM - [GND] Jester: only EA
8:47 PM - [GND] Jester: and Activision
8:47 PM - [GND] Jester: they've had more expensive cod of duties
8:47 PM - [GND] Wrester: But for that extra $20 we get a few ingame items man!
8:47 PM - [GND] Wrester: MP skins and gun camos!
8:48 PM - [GND] Jester: lmao seriously
8:48 PM - [GND] Jester: nothing more
8:48 PM - [GND] Wrester: Actually BO2 was the first to cost $80
8:48 PM - [GND] Wrester: for a delux edition
8:48 PM - [GND] Jester: well what about the older cod of duty deluxe
8:48 PM - [GND] Jester: with night vision for example
8:48 PM - [GND] Jester: or an RC car
8:48 PM - [GND] Wrester: LOL the digital version is $20 than a hard copy
8:49 PM - [GND] Wrester: Origin is really making their service enticing
8:49 PM - [GND] Wrester: Crysis 3 Soundtrack, Day One Explosive Arrow Unlock, Day one Guass Rifle Unlock, Exclusive Scar Skin, Overkill Pack, *Bonus Content*
8:50 PM - [GND] Jester: hahahaa
8:50 PM - [GND] Wrester: Thats worth $20 wouldnt you say
8:50 PM - [GND] Wrester: oh wait
8:50 PM - [GND] Wrester: the bonus content is listed
8:51 PM - [GND] Wrester: early access to predator bow, bow skin, recon arrow and hunger nanosuit module for MP, and an XP boost to level 5 and then 3 dog tags
8:51 PM - [GND] Wrester: AHHAHAHA
8:51 PM - [GND] Jester: lmao
8:51 PM - [GND] Jester: dog tags
8:51 PM - [GND] Jester: xp
8:51 PM - [GND] Jester: skins
8:51 PM - [GND] Jester: people probably go wild for that
8:51 PM - [GND] Jester: OMG
8:51 PM - [GND] Jester: MOM PLS
8:51 PM - [GND] Jester: BUY ME THIS ONE
8:51 PM - [GND] Wrester: None of it is even new stuff, its just awful early acess shit or pointless skins XP
8:51 PM - [GND] Wrester: lol spot on
8:52 PM - [GND] Wrester: MOM BUTY IT COMES WITH DOUBLE XP !!
8:52 PM - [GND] Jester: all of that + the whole game might be worth $20, if the game was good
8:52 PM - [GND] Wrester: Oh it doesnt even give you the whole soundtrack
8:52 PM - [GND] Jester: which we all know it won't be
8:52 PM - [GND] Jester: oh of course not
8:52 PM - [GND] Wrester: 'best music selected from crysis 3"
8:52 PM - [GND] Jester: lol
8:52 PM - [GND] Jester: so 2-3 songs probably
8:53 PM - [GND] Wrester: haha no 30
8:53 PM - [GND] Wrester: That's a lot but its funny how its not even all of it
8:53 PM - [GND] Wrester: ANd i bet their short as fuck
8:53 PM - [GND] Wrester: as MEs entire ODST is like an 90 mins yet only has 8 tracks or so
8:53 PM - [GND] Wrester: ME3s*
8:53 PM - [GND] Jester: yeah
8:53 PM - [GND] Jester: cwysis tree
8:54 PM - [GND] Wrester: Wait I forgot to mention you also get Overkill back
8:54 PM - [GND] Wrester: it comes with too
8:54 PM - [GND] Wrester: you get a skin and 2 dog tags
8:54 PM - [GND] Jester: which is what
8:54 PM - [GND] Jester: lmao
8:54 PM - [GND] Wrester: hahahahahaha
8:54 PM - [GND] Wrester: SO MUCH OVERKILL
8:54 PM - [GND] Wrester: That's the funniest fucking deluxe edition ive ever seen
8:55 PM - [GND] Jester: only an idiot would buy that
8:55 PM - [GND] Jester: and it will sell very well
8:55 PM - [GND] Wrester: they make it seem like you should be paying for early access and they're giving you some unheard deal
8:55 PM - [GND] Wrester: "MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF CONTENT AND EARLY UNLOCKSβ€”AN INCREDIBLE VALUE!"
8:55 PM - [GND] Wrester: That's so funny
8:56 PM - [GND] Wrester: You're right that it will sell really well
8:56 PM - [GND] Wrester: The amount of absolute idiots is unbelievable

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Posted : 06/01/2013 7:05 pm
Jester
(@jester)
Member Moderator

1:12 PM - [GND] Jester: 3
1:13 PM - [GND] Enad: 3?
1:13 PM - [GND] Jester: Yes.
1:13 PM - [GND] Enad: Okay.
1:13 PM - [GND] Jester: This is something you will never understand
1:13 PM - [GND] Jester: it will haunt you for the rest of your life
1:13 PM - [GND] Enad: lol
1:13 PM - [GND] Enad: no pls!!!
1:13 PM - [GND] Jester: when you're 90 years old, sitting on your rocking chair, you'll be thinking...
1:13 PM - [GND] Jester: "What did Jester mean when he said 3?"
1:13 PM - [GND] Enad: lmao
1:14 PM - [GND] Jester: and you'll just never know
1:14 PM - [GND] Jester: that's the way the cookie crumbles
1:14 PM - [GND] Enad: there's like, little children in my house this weekend
1:14 PM - [GND] Jester: oh man sucks for you
1:14 PM - [GND] Enad: like 12 year olds
1:14 PM - [GND] Jester: you want to borrow my flamethrower?
1:14 PM - [GND] Enad: 3 of them
1:14 PM - [GND] Jester: that's not what my 3 meant
1:15 PM - [GND] Enad: they fucking giggling and roaring
1:15 PM - [GND] Enad: its so fucking annoying
1:15 PM - [GND] Enad: i hate having family members
1:15 PM - [GND] Enad: besides my parents
1:15 PM - [GND] Jester: yeah so you want my flamethrower
1:15 PM - [GND] Jester: this weekend
1:15 PM - [GND] Enad: lol
1:15 PM - [GND] Enad: no
1:15 PM - [GND] Jester: my 12 gauge autoloader?
1:16 PM - [GND] Enad: niggertive
1:16 PM - [GND] Jester: my 45 long slide, with layza sighting?
1:17 PM - [GND] Jester: Phased plasma wifrl in the 40 watt range?
1:17 PM - [GND] Enad: wifrl
1:18 PM - [GND] Jester: ok I'll send you over some of my phased plasma wifrls in the 40 watt range
1:21 PM - [GND] Jester:

1:21 PM - [GND] Jester: you're welcome
1:21 PM - [GND] Enad: lol
1:21 PM - [GND] Enad: How did YOU find this

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Posted : 12/01/2013 11:24 am
Enad
 Enad
(@enad)
Member Moderator

[GND] Enad: You were gone awhile, me and jester though you killed someojne
[GND] JFLash: lol
[GND] JFLash: I wasn't gone for to long...
[GND] Enad: Did you
[GND] Enad: You were gone for 3 years, it's 2016.
[GND] JFLash: No
[GND] Enad: It is, I'm a scientist
[GND] JFLash: -.-
[GND] JFLash: Then why are you wastine time on video games>
[GND] Enad: Don't doubt me, I have knowlege of the ancients
[GND] JFLash: ?*
[GND] Enad: Video Games are great for learning new things
[GND] JFLash: Tell my mom that
[GND] Enad: She will have to believe me, I'm a servant of science
[GND] Enad: I can't be wrong, only when I choose to.
[GND] JFLash: Do you think.. i could use the game mechinces of ski region sim to make a snow mod for farming sim?
[GND] Enad: I don't understand anything you just said.

oh jflash.

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Posted : 16/01/2013 5:23 pm
Jester
(@jester)
Member Moderator

@Jester 115280 wrote:

1:12 PM - [GND] Jester: 3
1:13 PM - [GND] Enad: 3?
1:13 PM - [GND] Jester: Yes.
1:13 PM - [GND] Enad: Okay.
1:13 PM - [GND] Jester: This is something you will never understand
1:13 PM - [GND] Jester: it will haunt you for the rest of your life
1:13 PM - [GND] Enad: lol
1:13 PM - [GND] Enad: no pls!!!
1:13 PM - [GND] Jester: when you're 90 years old, sitting on your rocking chair, you'll be thinking...
1:13 PM - [GND] Jester: "What did Jester mean when he said 3?"
1:13 PM - [GND] Enad: lmao
1:14 PM - [GND] Jester: and you'll just never know
1:14 PM - [GND] Jester: that's the way the cookie crumbles

I FORGOT WHAT I MEANT :swearing:

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Posted : 17/01/2013 9:26 pm
Jester
(@jester)
Member Moderator

Not much of a conversation but whatever.

7:56 PM - [GND] Enad: lol well it's not like im gonna spoil the story for you
7:56 PM - [GND] Enad: I'd just give you some tips, but i'll probably hold my self back
7:56 PM - [GND] Enad: just so it'll be a better experience for you
7:57 PM - [GND] Jester: I DON'T NEED YOUR FUCKING TIPS
7:57 PM - [GND] Jester: FUCK
7:57 PM - [GND] Jester: You want to fach wit me?!
7:57 PM - [GND] Enad: i like thought
7:57 PM - [GND] Jester: You want to fach me?!
7:57 PM - [GND] Jester: ANSA DA QUESTON!
7:58 PM - [GND] Jester: If we want to know the most intimate details about youah life, you betta tell us.
7:58 PM - [GND] Jester: HELLO?!
7:58 PM - [GND] Jester: Wheyah's John Connah?!
7:58 PM - [GND] Jester: Fuck you.
7:59 PM - [GND] Jester: Take this thing out of the case, and stick it up your
7:59 PM - [GND] Jester: PUSSY
7:59 PM - [GND] Jester: Just shove real hard
7:59 PM - [GND] Jester: Don't worry it's self-guiding
7:59 PM - [GND] Jester: And get ready for the big surprise.
8:00 PM - [GND] Jester: You're luggage.
8:00 PM - [GND] Jester: You're damaged goods lady
8:00 PM - [GND] Jester: You're one... ugly motherfucker
8:01 PM - [GND] Jester: I have only one more question
8:01 PM - [GND] Jester: WHO ARE YOU?!
8:01 PM - [GND] Jester: I lied
8:01 PM - [GND] Jester: I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions
8:01 PM - [GND] Jester: and I want to have them answered immediately
8:01 PM - [GND] Jester: WHO ARE YOU
8:01 PM - [GND] Jester: What's your real name?
8:01 PM - [GND] Jester: What do you want?
8:01 PM - [GND] Jester: Why not?
8:01 PM - [GND] Jester: WHAT THE FUCK DIDADOO WRONE?!
8:02 PM - [GND] Jester: You're a fucking CHOIR BOY compared to me!!
8:02 PM - [GND] Jester: A CHOIR BOY!
8:02 PM - [GND] Jester: SO SHUT UP!
8:02 PM - [GND] Jester: And STOP SHOUTING! I'M NOT DEAF!!!
8:02 PM - [GND] Jester: STOP IT!
8:02 PM - [GND] Jester: TAKE IT BACK!
8:02 PM - [GND] Jester: Take your toy back to da cahpet!
8:02 PM - [GND] Jester: NOW!
8:02 PM - [GND] Jester: Do it now
8:02 PM - [GND] Jester: Just do what I tell you
8:02 PM - [GND] Jester: Come on
8:02 PM - [GND] Jester: Hey, I'm a police officer
8:02 PM - [GND] Jester: Trust me.
[GND] Enad is now Away.
8:02 PM - [GND] Jester: Ohhhhh no!
8:03 PM - [GND] Jester: It's time now to turn that mush into muscles!
8:03 PM - [GND] Jester: Where are we?
8:03 PM - [GND] Jester: HELLO?!
[GND] Enad is now Online.
8:03 PM - [GND] Jester: I WOWNT TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON AND I WOWNT TO KNOW RIGHT NOW!
8:03 PM - [GND] Jester: WHAT
8:03 PM - [GND] Jester: Who the hell are you?!
8:03 PM - [GND] Jester: This idieht hieah has been trying to kill me ever since I left recall!
8:04 PM - [GND] Jester: Listen to me very carefully
8:04 PM - [GND] Jester: Go
8:04 PM - [GND] Jester: and kiss
8:04 PM - [GND] Jester: your mother's
8:04 PM - [GND] Jester: behiend
8:04 PM - [GND] Jester: NOW!
8:04 PM - [GND] Jester: Get down
8:04 PM - [GND] Jester: Fuck you
8:04 PM - [GND] Jester: Fach you asswhoryl
8:04 PM - [GND] Jester: What's your real name?
8:04 PM - [GND] Jester: I have detailed files
8:04 PM - [GND] Jester: You're luggage
8:05 PM - [GND] Jester: You're damaged goods lady
8:05 PM - [GND] Jester: You're one... ugly motherfucker
8:05 PM - [GND] Jester: You used to be someone I could trust.
8:05 PM - [GND] Jester: YOU SET US AHP!!!!!!!!!!
8:05 PM - [GND] Jester: YOU LIE!
8:05 PM - [GND] Jester: You killed my fahda... big mistake
8:05 PM - [GND] Jester: You cowld blahded bahstahd!
8:05 PM - [GND] Jester: You killed my mudda... you killed my FAHDA YOU KILLED MY PEOPLE!
8:06 PM - [GND] Jester: YOU TOOK MY FAHDA'S SOWAHD!!!
8:06 PM - [GND] Jester: You are not you, you're me.
8:06 PM - [GND] Jester: You will not survive
8:06 PM - [GND] Jester: You ahh a stoopit.
8:06 PM - [GND] Jester: You're ded!
8:07 PM - [GND] Jester: Your clothes... gif them to me. Now.
8:07 PM - [GND] Jester: Let off some steam, Bennett.
8:07 PM - [GND] Enad: ye popcorn
8:07 PM - [GND] Jester: ...huligani.

Another:

8:33 PM - [GND] Jester: everyone now thinks every storm is gonna be like Hurricane Sandy
8:33 PM - [GND] Enad: Why do you mneed gas for a 1-2 day snow storm
8:33 PM - [GND] Enad: HOW WILL I LIVE
8:33 PM - [GND] Jester: they all think every storm will be like Sandy
8:33 PM - [GND] Enad: lol
8:33 PM - [GND] Jester: that's how fucking dumb people are
8:33 PM - [GND] Enad: the world dissapoints me
8:33 PM - [GND] Jester: I'm going to be the next Hitler
8:33 PM - [GND] Jester: but kill only stupid people
8:33 PM - [GND] Jester: only smarts live
8:33 PM - [GND] Enad: Great thing to aspire to
8:33 PM - [GND] Jester: thanks
8:34 PM - [GND] Jester: that's my goal in life
8:34 PM - [GND] Jester: it's quite noble
8:34 PM - [GND] Jester: I'd be doing the world a service
8:34 PM - [GND] Jester: no doubt it would be better without them
8:34 PM - [GND] Enad: hahaha most people wouldnt agree but you're right
8:34 PM - [GND] Enad: Imagine if only scientists and people with intelligence lived
8:34 PM - [GND] Enad: all religious dumbshits gone
8:35 PM - [GND] Jester: yeah let's get this shit started
8:35 PM - [GND] Jester: tomorrow
8:35 PM - [GND] Jester: form an army
8:35 PM - [GND] Jester: what do we call ourselves
8:35 PM - [GND] Enad: The BLACK plague
8:35 PM - [GND] Enad: plauge
8:35 PM - [GND] Enad: how ever its spelled
8:35 PM - [GND] Jester: LOL
8:35 PM - [GND] Jester: yes
8:35 PM - [GND] Jester: good name
8:37 PM - [GND] Jester: lets get clam and his PMC friends to join us
8:37 PM - [GND] Jester: hardcore badass
8:37 PM - [GND] Enad: yeah
8:37 PM - [GND] Enad: hes the hardest
8:37 PM - [GND] Jester: and joeee, since he's a big strong man/hardcore badass
8:37 PM - [GND] Enad: of hardcore badasses
8:37 PM - [GND] Jester: he could be like the Hulk
8:37 PM - [GND] Jester: but yeah
8:37 PM - [GND] Enad: joee #2
8:37 PM - [GND] Jester: Captain Clam

Another:

10:51 PM - [GND] Enad: fuck this site
10:51 PM - [GND] Jester: that's my last post on gnd
10:51 PM - [GND] Jester: ever
10:52 PM - [GND] Jester: I wonder what strud would say
10:52 PM - [GND] Jester: if he saw that post
10:52 PM - [GND] Jester: but he won't see it
10:52 PM - [GND] Enad: loool
10:52 PM - [GND] Jester: it's funny how right your BIO for strud was
10:52 PM - [GND] Jester: on meet the staff
10:53 PM - [GND] Enad: yeah
10:53 PM - [GND] Jester: He will slowly destroy GND with spam bots and other demonic acts similar to that
10:53 PM - [GND] Jester: exactly what's happening
10:53 PM - [GND] Enad: dam bot
10:53 PM - [GND] Jester: first, he stopped you from banning spam bots
10:53 PM - [GND] Jester: now he fucks up image loader... many times
10:53 PM - [GND] Jester: then he changed the font...
10:53 PM - [GND] Jester: to a bot-like font
10:53 PM - [GND] Jester: boxy
10:53 PM - [GND] Jester: robotic
10:53 PM - [GND] Enad: lmao
10:53 PM - [GND] Jester: it's unbelievable
10:53 PM - [GND] Jester: we need to look more into this Bot
10:53 PM - [GND] Jester: mind-eating virus
10:53 PM - [GND] Jester: or maybe strud was just killed
10:53 PM - [GND] Jester: and replaced
10:53 PM - [GND] Jester: with a robot
10:53 PM - [GND] Jester: like MGS2
10:54 PM - [GND] Jester: except the guy wasn't killed but w/e
10:56 PM - [GND] Enad: All of struds posts are bot like too
10:56 PM - [GND] Enad: "Shocking!"
10:56 PM - [GND] Jester: lol yes
10:58 PM - [GND] Jester: strud should seriously change the name of the site
10:58 PM - [GND] Jester: to bot-tech.com
10:58 PM - [GND] Enad: ahhaha
10:58 PM - [GND] Enad: yeah

Another:

11:02 PM - [GND] Jester: why does he do this shit
11:02 PM - [GND] Jester: he must be a terrorist
11:02 PM - [GND] Enad: No clue
11:02 PM - [GND] Enad: He's got money
11:02 PM - [GND] Enad: and doesnt work
11:02 PM - [GND] Enad: so
11:02 PM - [GND] Jester: how
11:02 PM - [GND] Jester: rich family
11:02 PM - [GND] Enad: I dont know
11:02 PM - [GND] Enad: He has like 2 houses
11:02 PM - [GND] Enad: Goes back to back often
11:02 PM - [GND] Jester: ur best buds you should know
11:02 PM - [GND] Enad: Bahamas and in Florida
11:02 PM - [GND] Jester: he won lottery
11:02 PM - [GND] Jester: lol
11:03 PM - [GND] Jester: wow
11:03 PM - [GND] Enad: I think he works for BI now
11:03 PM - [GND] Jester: vut
11:03 PM - [GND] Jester: why
11:03 PM - [GND] Jester: consultant
11:03 PM - [GND] Jester: Al-Qaeda consultant
11:03 PM - [GND] Enad: He's working on some assets for an unnanounced project
11:03 PM - [GND] Enad: it could be arma 3 dlc or a new game
11:03 PM - [GND] Jester: vut izziz
11:03 PM - [GND] Jester: make him tell you
11:03 PM - [GND] Jester: but then again
11:03 PM - [GND] Enad: Well he doesnt know either
11:03 PM - [GND] Jester: good look breaking an Al-Qaeda guy
11:03 PM - [GND] Enad: He's just making models
11:03 PM - [GND] Jester: yeah sure
11:03 PM - [GND] Enad: that they ask

Another:

11:05 PM - [GND] Jester: lol did you see this
11:05 PM - [GND] Jester: http://shield.nvidia.com/
11:05 PM - [GND] Enad: haahahahahaha
11:05 PM - [GND] Enad: why would i ever want to be seen with that
11:05 PM - [GND] Jester: AHAHA
11:06 PM - [GND] Enad: Here's a fucking fat controller with a tiny screen
11:06 PM - [GND] Jester: it's like an xbox cuntroller with a screen attached
11:06 PM - [GND] Enad: have fun
11:06 PM - [GND] Jester: mobile gaming platform !!1
11:06 PM - [GND] Enad: yeah
11:06 PM - [GND] Enad: what is that 5" screen
11:06 PM - [GND] Jester: no clue
11:06 PM - [GND] Enad: whip out a controller out of your pocket
11:07 PM - [GND] Enad: People are like d00d wat u doin thurs no xebox her
11:07 PM - [GND] Jester: lmao
11:07 PM - [GND] Enad: *flips up screen*
11:07 PM - [GND] Jester: exactly
11:07 PM - [GND] Enad: nah son
11:07 PM - [GND] Enad: this is a SHIELD
11:07 PM - [GND] Jester: that's gonna be their commercial
11:07 PM - [GND] Enad: oh my god
11:07 PM - [GND] Enad: you wont believe this
11:08 PM - [GND] Jester: hold on
11:08 PM - [GND] Jester: ok
11:08 PM - [GND] Jester: don't know
11:08 PM - [GND] Enad: My brother is here again
11:08 PM - [GND] Jester: oh
11:08 PM - [GND] Jester: just arrived?
11:08 PM - [GND] Jester: you didn't even ansa the door
11:08 PM - [GND] Jester: he snuck in
11:08 PM - [GND] Jester: sneaking lvl 100
11:08 PM - [GND] Enad: No
11:08 PM - [GND] Jester: with a stealth boy
11:08 PM - [GND] Enad: He just came into this room
11:08 PM - [GND] Enad: and I had that page open
11:08 PM - [GND] Jester: he got boner
11:08 PM - [GND] Jester: he's like xDDDDDDDD
11:08 PM - [GND] Jester: I WANT IT
11:08 PM - [GND] Jester: SHIELD
11:08 PM - [GND] Enad: and he asked if thats a xbox portable
11:08 PM - [GND] Enad: and i said no
11:08 PM - [GND] Jester: hahaha
11:08 PM - [GND] Enad: and he goes
11:08 PM - [GND] Jester: might as well be
11:08 PM - [GND] Enad: Oh thats a nevada?
11:09 PM - [GND] Jester: I don't get it
11:09 PM - [GND] Enad: He thought nevada is spelled nvidia
11:09 PM - [GND] Jester: LMAO
11:09 PM - [GND] Jester: NVIDIA
11:09 PM - [GND] Enad: like look at the pic
11:09 PM - [GND] Jester: thinks it's pronounced nevada
11:09 PM - [GND] Enad: on the controller
11:09 PM - [GND] Enad: It has Nvidia
11:09 PM - [GND] Enad: He read it as Nevada
11:09 PM - [GND] Jester: how did you respond LOL
11:09 PM - [GND] Enad: I was like what
11:09 PM - [GND] Enad: Pointed to the screen
11:09 PM - [GND] Jester: you didn't get it either hahahhgha
11:09 PM - [GND] Jester: OLLOLOlolo
11:10 PM - [GND] Enad: It says nevada.
11:10 PM - [GND] Enad: I'm like
11:10 PM - [GND] Enad: what.
11:10 PM - [GND] Jester: HAHAHAH
11:10 PM - [GND] Enad: That says Nvidia
11:10 PM - [GND] Jester: how does read?
11:10 PM - [GND] Enad: I was like can you read
11:10 PM - [GND] Enad: and he said no and walked out of the room
11:10 PM - [GND] Jester: did you burst out laughing
11:10 PM - [GND] Jester: LOL
11:10 PM - [GND] Jester: he got mad
11:10 PM - [GND] Jester: embarassed
11:10 PM - [GND] Jester: HHAHAHA this is so funny
11:10 PM - [GND] Enad: hahahahahahah
11:11 PM - [GND] Enad: Moebel xbox nevada

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Posted : 03/02/2013 6:09 pm
Jester
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11:47 PM - [GND] Jester: HEY WUT THE
11:47 PM - [GND] Jester: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HIEAH?!
11:47 PM - [GND] Jester: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!!
11:47 PM - [GND] Jester: WHAT THE FUCK
11:47 PM - [GND] Enad: lol creepy
11:47 PM - [GND] Jester: DIDADOO WRONE?!!
11:47 PM - [GND] Enad: My fiance just woke up and came in here saying she heard someone saying Hey! Help me!
11:47 PM - [GND] Jester: LOLOLO
11:47 PM - [GND] Jester: GHOSTS
11:47 PM - [GND] Enad: and there's foot prints in the snow
11:48 PM - [GND] Jester: JGHAHAA
11:48 PM - [GND] Jester: look around outside
11:48 PM - [GND] Enad: I just did
11:48 PM - [GND] Jester: someone's getting raeped and killed lol
11:48 PM - [GND] Enad: It's dark and I have a big yard
11:48 PM - [GND] Jester: you just peeked out the window
11:48 PM - [GND] Jester: like a little BITCH
11:48 PM - [GND] Jester: get a flashlight
11:48 PM - [GND] Jester: put on a coat
11:48 PM - [GND] Jester: and march your ass outside
11:48 PM - [GND] Enad: No I went downstairs to make sure the door was locked
11:48 PM - [GND] Jester: be a man
11:48 PM - [GND] Jester: yeah
11:48 PM - [GND] Jester: you're now allowing someone to be murdered outside
11:48 PM - [GND] Jester: how does that make you feel
11:49 PM - [GND] Enad: No ones being murdered here, it just doesnt happen
11:49 PM - [GND] Jester: LOL
11:49 PM - [GND] Jester: YEAH MURDERS DON'T HAPPEN.
11:49 PM - [GND] Enad: But still, everyone has a native fear of the dark
11:49 PM - [GND] Enad: It's different here than it is in the city
11:49 PM - [GND] Jester: IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR A MURDER TO HAPPEN HERE, ON THIS PITCH BLACK DESOLATE ROAD
11:49 PM - [GND] Enad: Theres no gangs
11:49 PM - [GND] Jester: NOBODY AROUND
11:49 PM - [GND] Jester: gangs don't murder
11:49 PM - [GND] Jester: except on rare occasions they kill other gang members
11:49 PM - [GND] Jester: they just gang raep (not literally) people
11:50 PM - [GND] Enad: Still, I dont live in a ghetto like you. I dont remember the last time there was an actual murder here
11:50 PM - [GND] Jester: beat the shit out of some poor guy
11:50 PM - [GND] Enad: Not within my life time
11:50 PM - [GND] Jester: you live in the middle of nowhere
11:50 PM - [GND] Jester: so you have serial killers
11:50 PM - [GND] Jester: striking right now
11:50 PM - [GND] Enad: I live in Southhampton, a hugely populated and wealthy town
11:50 PM - [GND] Jester: houses are half a mile apart
11:50 PM - [GND] Jester: someone is being killed right now
11:51 PM - [GND] Jester: and you're doing nothing about it
11:51 PM - [GND] Enad: There's a neighbors house within 50 feet
11:51 PM - [GND] Jester: it's Zodiac #2
11:51 PM - [GND] Enad: Nope.
11:51 PM - [GND] Jester: Yup.
11:51 PM - [GND] Jester: if you're lucky, you'll find news vans, police cars, etc outside
11:51 PM - [GND] Jester: but chances are
11:51 PM - [GND] Jester: they won't find the body
11:51 PM - [GND] Enad: You're just so jaded by the ghetto you live in that you think everything there's someone yelling it's because they're being murdered
11:51 PM - [GND] Jester: you have it the wrong way
11:51 PM - [GND] Jester: there's no serial killers in the ghetto
11:51 PM - [GND] Enad: Out here it would just be a drunk person or a car accident
11:51 PM - [GND] Jester: while out there in the middle of nowhere
11:51 PM - [GND] Jester: serial killers
11:51 PM - [GND] Jester: inbred sickos
11:52 PM - [GND] Jester: NY chainsaw massacre happened over there
11:52 PM - [GND] Enad: You clearly don't have the slightest clue what the geography of the hamptons are.
11:52 PM - [GND] Jester: ghetto just has robberies
11:52 PM - [GND] Jester: you have serial killers
11:52 PM - [GND] Enad: Yeah, no.
11:52 PM - [GND] Jester: though I live in a suburban jewish/russian neighborhood
11:52 PM - [GND] Jester: you're now trying to convince yourself
11:52 PM - [GND] Jester: not me
11:52 PM - [GND] Jester: but it will torment you
11:52 PM - [GND] Jester: for the rest of your life
11:53 PM - [GND] Enad: Regardless of how safe it is, no chance you'd find me walkng around in my backyard at night
11:53 PM - [GND] Jester: you just allowed a murder to happen
11:53 PM - [GND] Jester: you're a coward
11:53 PM - [GND] Enad: It's all big talls trees
11:53 PM - [GND] Jester: too scared to go investigate
11:53 PM - [GND] Enad: woods
11:53 PM - [GND] Jester: exactly
11:53 PM - [GND] Jester: he dragged the guy back there
11:53 PM - [GND] Jester: he has already killed him
11:53 PM - [GND] Jester: might be burying him
11:53 PM - [GND] Jester: you'll have to live with this for the rest of your life
11:53 PM - [GND] Enad: You wouldn't either, everyone has a natural fear of the dark
11:53 PM - [GND] Jester: knowing that you're a coward
11:53 PM - [GND] Jester: not me
11:53 PM - [GND] Jester: I love the dark
11:53 PM - [GND] Jester: I have balls
11:53 PM - [GND] Jester: no vag
11:54 PM - [GND] Jester: you're could have helped save an innocent man's life, or catch a killer
11:54 PM - [GND] Jester: but you didn't
11:54 PM - [GND] Jester: you were too much of a coward

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Posted : 16/02/2013 10:00 pm
Enad
 Enad
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The only thing funny about that is your lack of knowledge about the hamptons.

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Posted : 16/02/2013 11:04 pm
strudinox
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BOT Admin

Srsly Jester... learn your geography.

The HAMPTONS:
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Posted : 17/02/2013 12:11 am
Jester
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Member Moderator

@Enad 115862 wrote:

The only thing funny about that is your lack of knowledge about the hamptons.

Why is it funny that I don't know much about that desolate wasteland you live in? Anyway, they didn't find the body? Not surprised.

8:20 PM - [GND] Enad: Ribs are so iffy for me
8:20 PM - [GND] Enad: Sometimes I enjoy them
8:20 PM - [GND] Enad: Sometimes I don't
8:20 PM - [GND] Enad: Depends on my mood
8:20 PM - [GND] Jester: what ribs
8:20 PM - [GND] Jester: beef or pork
8:21 PM - [GND] Enad: I don't know, I don't ask my fiance ARE YOU COOKING BEEF OR PORK RIBS!?
8:21 PM - [GND] Enad: She just says ribs
8:21 PM - [GND] Jester: yeah your dumbass probably doesn't know the difference between pork and beef
8:21 PM - [GND] Jester: I'll help you out
8:21 PM - [GND] Jester: beef is like, hamburgers you know
8:21 PM - [GND] Jester: from a cow
8:21 PM - [GND] Jester: steak, burgers
8:21 PM - [GND] Jester: = beef
8:21 PM - [GND] Jester: really dark
8:21 PM - [GND] Jester: pork has browner skin and the meat is much ligher
8:21 PM - [GND] Jester: it's from a PIG
8:21 PM - [GND] Enad: Well I wouldn't know what it looked like if I saw it on a rib
8:21 PM - [GND] Jester: you got it
8:21 PM - [GND] Jester: looks like beef
8:22 PM - [GND] Enad: No shit dumbass, I know what beef and pork are
8:22 PM - [GND] Jester: doesn't look any different than normal beef
8:22 PM - [GND] Jester: except shaped like a rib
8:22 PM - [GND] Jester: I'm a dumbass?
8:22 PM - [GND] Jester: you're the one who doesn't know the difference between pork and beef
8:22 PM - [GND] Enad: but when they're cooked with barbecue sause I can't tell the difference
8:22 PM - [GND] Jester: maybe, you don't even know the difference between a cow and pig!
8:22 PM - [GND] Jester: lol BBQ sauce won't change look totally
8:22 PM - [GND] Enad: I clearly do you're just being idiotic as usual.
8:22 PM - [GND] Jester: how am I being idiotic
8:22 PM - [GND] Jester: you're the one who lacks all of this basic info
8:22 PM - [GND] Enad: By making assumptions
8:23 PM - [GND] Jester: that doesn't make me idiotic, these assumptions aren't that far fetched
8:23 PM - [GND] Enad: No one else is as fascinated with meat as you
8:23 PM - [GND] Jester: well then again you're a farm boi
8:23 PM - [GND] Jester: so you should know
8:23 PM - [GND] Jester: I'm fascinated with meat because I know the difference between beef and pork
8:23 PM - [GND] Jester: hmm
8:23 PM - [GND] Enad: As do I.
8:23 PM - [GND] Jester: and I guess you've never seen a chef, that's actual fascination
8:23 PM - [GND] Jester: meng you don't even know your ass from your elbow
8:23 PM - [GND] Jester: dumb fuk
8:23 PM - [GND] Enad: When someone says they're making pork chop. I clearly understand it's pork
8:24 PM - [GND] Jester: yeah because it says PORK in the name
8:24 PM - [GND] Jester: you probably thought a hamburger was ham
8:24 PM - [GND] Enad: Yeah I totally did.
8:24 PM - [GND] Jester: yeh
8:24 PM - [GND] Jester: thought so
8:24 PM - [GND] Enad: How did I get this far in life/!?!
8:25 PM - [GND] Enad: I cant tell whether a rib covered in sause is beef or pork!??!
8:25 PM - [GND] Jester: yeah
8:25 PM - [GND] Jester: so your life is pretty much meaningless
8:25 PM - [GND] Enad: It looks the same once you cook it for 8 hours in bbq sauce
8:25 PM - [GND] Jester: nope
8:25 PM - [GND] Jester: though if it's cooked in BBQ sauce
8:25 PM - [GND] Jester: chances are it's pork ribs
8:25 PM - [GND] Jester: nobody does that to beef
8:26 PM - [GND] Jester: also the TASTE is totally different between beef and pork LOL
8:26 PM - [GND] Enad: Well I wouldn't know because I suppose I've only eaten one kid, and it tastes more pork like
8:26 PM - [GND] Enad: kind*
8:26 PM - [GND] Jester: what
8:26 PM - [GND] Jester: you ate a kid
8:26 PM - [GND] Jester: sick fuck
8:26 PM - [GND] Enad: lol kind*
8:26 PM - [GND] Enad: Already corrected
8:26 PM - [GND] Jester: I'm never talking to you again
8:26 PM - [GND] Jester: but it all makes sense now
8:26 PM - [GND] Jester: the murder at your house last night
8:26 PM - [GND] Jester: you intentionally allowed it to happen
8:26 PM - [GND] Jester: child eating murderer
8:26 PM - [GND] Jester: scum
8:26 PM - [GND] Enad: You must be stupid if you believe that actually happened
8:27 PM - [GND] Jester: Stay the fuck away from me gonad

Another

9:21 PM - [GND] FLashJ: Enad done me you hacked my pc.. tell how many password points do I have?
9:20 PM - [GND] FLashJ: done=told
9:24 PM - [GND] FLashJ: No answer?
9:34 PM - [GND] Jester: what's good my nigga
9:34 PM - [GND] Jester: I'm back
9:35 PM - [GND] Jester: It is time
9:35 PM - [GND] FLashJ: I'm white not black
9:35 PM - [GND] Jester: My mission is to protect you
9:35 PM - [GND] FLashJ: No thanks
9:36 PM - [GND] FLashJ: My brothers do a GREAT job
9:36 PM - [GND] Jester: It's one of my mission parameters
9:36 PM - [GND] Jester: You will not survive
9:36 PM - [GND] FLashJ: My brother is a marine
9:36 PM - [GND] Jester: It doesn't matter
9:36 PM - [GND] Jester: One of us is in
9:36 PM - [GND] Jester: deeeeeeeep trouble
9:36 PM - [GND] Jester: and it's not me!
9:37 PM - [GND] FLashJ: My brother kicked these kids asses cause they stole my bike
9:37 PM - [GND] Jester: were they black
9:37 PM - [GND] FLashJ: No...
9:37 PM - [GND] Jester: really
9:37 PM - [GND] Jester: only black kids steal bikes
9:37 PM - [GND] FLashJ: No, it was the hispanics that live behind us
9:38 PM - [GND] Jester: oh right
9:38 PM - [GND] Jester: spics steal bikes too, these days
9:38 PM - [GND] FLashJ: Why so rasit?
9:38 PM - [GND] Jester: I'm not
9:38 PM - [GND] Jester: I just use the term loosely
9:38 PM - [GND] Jester: I'm a spic myself
9:38 PM - [GND] FLashJ: ...
9:38 PM - [GND] Jester: you know how black guys call other black people nigger
9:38 PM - [GND] Jester: us spics do the same
9:39 PM - [GND] FLashJ: Do you live in the rough part of Broklyn?
9:39 PM - [GND] Jester: yeah people die every day out here
9:39 PM - [GND] FLashJ: Cali is pretty bad
9:40 PM - [GND] FLashJ: There is shootings everyday
9:40 PM - [GND] Jester: there's shootings every day, in every single state
9:40 PM - [GND] Jester: but yeah if you live in LA
9:40 PM - [GND] Jester: bad shit
9:40 PM - [GND] FLashJ: Did you hear about what China did?
9:40 PM - [GND] Jester: what did they do this time
9:41 PM - [GND] FLashJ: Hacked the Americas electica box i think
9:41 PM - [GND] FLashJ: They hacked something
9:41 PM - [GND] Jester: oh man
9:41 PM - [GND] Jester: not our electica box
9:41 PM - [GND] Jester: America is fucked now
9:41 PM - [GND] FLashJ: you know what i mean
9:42 PM - [GND] Jester: electric box
9:42 PM - [GND] Jester: the one in America
9:42 PM - [GND] Jester: they hacked it
9:42 PM - [GND] Jester: awful

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Posted : 17/02/2013 10:37 am
Jester
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8:17 PM - [GND] Enad: bf3 has just as much replayability as dis
8:17 PM - [GND] Jester: yea
8:17 PM - [GND] Enad: bf4 weill have more
8:17 PM - [GND] Jester: they don't understand what makes replayability
8:17 PM - [GND] Jester: they actually think BF3 and MP shooters are the best
8:17 PM - [GND] Jester: in terms of rapelayability
8:18 PM - [GND] Enad: Then they try to explain it to ME
8:18 PM - [GND] Enad: As if I dont know what it is
8:18 PM - [GND] Enad: IF YOU ENJOY IT THERES REPLAYABILITY
8:18 PM - [GND] Jester: we goof around on TS3
8:18 PM - [GND] Jester: replayabil;ity πŸ™‚
8:19 PM - [GND] Enad: Every time I go on EVGA
8:19 PM - [GND] Enad: Its like
8:20 PM - [GND] Enad: My hope for humanity
8:20 PM - [GND] Jester: HUMANITY SHOULD BE WIPED OUT
8:20 PM - [GND] Enad: just goes down and down
8:20 PM - [GND] Jester: NORTH KOREA SAVE WORLD
8:20 PM - [GND] Enad: FAILED SPECIES
8:20 PM - [GND] Jester: start all over again
8:20 PM - [GND] Jester: yes
8:20 PM - [GND] Jester: God frowns upon us
8:20 PM - [GND] Jester: humans
8:20 PM - [GND] Jester: but not me and you
8:20 PM - [GND] Jester: he smiles upon us
8:20 PM - [GND] Jester: Can't you feel it?
8:20 PM - [GND] Enad: yes πŸ™‚
8:20 PM - [GND] Jester: We are the truly faithful
8:21 PM - [GND] Jester: We will pass the test
8:21 PM - [GND] Jester: We will make it to heaven
8:21 PM - [GND] Jester: Join me
8:21 PM - [GND] Jester: my brothers
8:21 PM - [GND] Jester: my children
8:21 PM - [GND] Jester: on the ultimate adventure
8:21 PM - [GND] Enad: LOL
8:21 PM - [GND] Jester: let us hold our hands
8:21 PM - [GND] Enad: shut up
8:21 PM - [GND] Jester: and march forward through the darkness!
8:21 PM - [GND] Jester: TO ENLIGHTNMENT!
8:21 PM - [GND] Jester: WE will pass judgement!
8:22 PM - [GND] Jester: WE are the survivors!
8:22 PM - [GND] Jester: WE will pass on our success to our children!
8:22 PM - [GND] Jester: and our children's children!
8:22 PM - [GND] Jester: WE are the saviors of mankind!
8:22 PM - [GND] Enad: shut up
8:22 PM - [GND] Jester: PRAY WITH ME
8:22 PM - [GND] Enad: You sound like a fucking pastor
8:23 PM - [GND] Jester: I merely offer the truth to lost, poor souls such as yourself

6:56 PM - [GND] Jester: omg
6:56 PM - [GND] Jester: I'm laughing
6:56 PM - [GND] Jester: http://www.evga.com/forums/tm.aspx?m=1889946
6:56 PM - [GND] Enad: AHAHhahaha
6:57 PM - [GND] Jester: and now they're arguing
6:57 PM - [GND] Jester: this is kindergarten
6:57 PM - [GND] Jester: all over again
6:57 PM - [GND] Jester: idiot
6:57 PM - [GND] Jester: !
6:57 PM - [GND] Enad: Everyones agains him
6:57 PM - [GND] Jester: he said idiot!
6:57 PM - [GND] Jester: he called me an idiot!
6:57 PM - [GND] Jester: yeah now we won't see uber BF4 guide πŸ™
6:57 PM - [GND] Jester: ghahahaa
6:57 PM - [GND] Enad: LOL WAIT.
6:57 PM - [GND] Jester: LOLOLO
6:57 PM - [GND] Enad: WAIT>
6:57 PM - [GND] Enad: The server is g rated too
6:57 PM - [GND] Jester: of course
6:57 PM - [GND] Jester: same ToS as forum basically
6:57 PM - [GND] Jester: loolollo
6:58 PM - [GND] Jester: hahah nice post
6:59 PM - [GND] Enad: It actually baffled me
6:59 PM - [GND] Jester: hahha
6:59 PM - [GND] Jester: omg!!!
6:59 PM - [GND] Jester: he called me an idiot! X(
6:59 PM - [GND] Enad: Fucking ToS to play a game
6:59 PM - [GND] Jester: yeah
6:59 PM - [GND] Jester: clan servers
6:59 PM - [GND] Jester: total joke
6:59 PM - [GND] Jester: I remember the good days when I ran a Crysis and Crysis Wars server
6:59 PM - [GND] Jester: steam is fuckign up
6:59 PM - [GND] Jester: virus
6:59 PM - [GND] Jester: VAI RUS H ELP
6:59 PM - [GND] Enad: lol
6:59 PM - [GND] Enad: How is it fucking u
6:59 PM - [GND] Enad: p
6:59 PM - [GND] Enad: fien 4 me
7:00 PM - [GND] Jester: window was flashing and shit
7:00 PM - [GND] Jester: my Pc can't handle steam
7:00 PM - [GND] Jester: uses too much memory πŸ™
7:00 PM - [GND] Enad: hahahahahha
7:00 PM - [GND] Enad: I like how someone took a screenshot
7:00 PM - [GND] Enad: oh my god he called someone an idiot
7:00 PM - [GND] Enad: Authorities need to see this
7:00 PM - [GND] Jester: hahahah
7:00 PM - [GND] Jester: that's against the law!
7:00 PM - [GND] Jester: Miranda lawrl!
7:00 PM - [GND] Jester: is theeyahre?!
7:00 PM - [GND] Jester: IS IT?

Enad admits it:

8:06 PM - [GND] Enad: all the time
8:06 PM - [GND] Jester: and 420
8:06 PM - [GND] Enad: non-stop
8:06 PM - [GND] Jester: blaze it

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Posted : 16/03/2013 5:01 pm
Enad
 Enad
(@enad)
Member Moderator

[GND] FLashJ: oh yeah i went to the dance last night, and i grinded 4 girls for you πŸ˜€
[GND] FLashJ is now Online.
[GND] Enad: That's really fucking creepy and I wish you didn't tell me.
[GND] FLashJ: Sorry
[GND] Enad: Apology NOT accepted
[GND] Enad: you're going to hell
[GND] FLashJ: if there was a hell, proably
[GND] Enad: u just hurt my faith ;((
[GND] FLashJ: No

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