Oh noez... steam!  

LOL steam is coming after me. Got this chat request from "Admin"

7:56 PM - Admin Hello you are welcomed by the administration steam. It is necessary for you to connect or update protection SteamGuard to your account to make it be authorised in steam [noparse] http://storensteampowered.com/guardupdates[/noparse] . If you do not execute it, the account will be disconnected in a current of 5 hours! For disconnected and ban accounts steam responsibility does not bear!