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strudinox
(@strudinox)
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without warning

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Posted : 09/11/2010 1:25 pm
Joe
 Joe
(@joe)
Assended

it exploded

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Posted : 09/11/2010 1:37 pm
Loopy
(@loopy)
Padawan

and was

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Posted : 10/11/2010 6:19 am
Infectious
(@infectious)
Renound

stung by

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Topic starter Posted : 10/11/2010 6:49 am
Joe
 Joe
(@joe)
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a butterfly

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Posted : 10/11/2010 7:20 am
Infectious
(@infectious)
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Once upon a time a man who was very drunk, working in Manhattan, when he died. But then he peed and came on his left foot and lived to tell That he was really quite gay. He found men attractive. He started to realise that when Midget porn was the best thing ever. He watched some. I-E-D with coconuts hanging out of his thong, hairy big, Salty Balls dripping in His sauce of chocolate which was very wet. I-E-D decided to take a cold shower, really cold, ice cold, super confusingand wet to make friends with wet balls. This was very cold to his anal area leg, hecried alot because it felt so bloody painful. Only joking. When suddenly huge amounts of honey smeared over her face, with toast on top. Llotse began to swim

A barracuda is going to attack your heart and eat it good. There was some tampons lying by Jonsp's keyboard because he used them while trying to pee in the cup of tea that was festering on the bottom of a porta-potty. He tried to experience pain but was too pussy and gay to handle his head but why was he naked in a woman? Because he was in deep trouble with her naked body.

Then Infectious decided to drive to the land of God, the rapture, where he saw angles decapitating each other with a wire garrote and tings doing a dance in a massive sock. This sock was large and smelled of petrol burning through human flesh. It was bloody lovely. Next year I will play with my dingaling and rub it with hot chocolate whilst eating an anchovie with huge fins at the bottom. He noticed that maverik had arrived with nipples clamped and frozen because the midgets were lusty. The octopus's waged war on the patio of Laguna Presa with Ghandi and his pal Aaaahnold tried hard to get Lady Gaga and Madonna together in a hottubtimemachine then just as it died bad the main vain had a pain throbbing like no ryhme. Aaaahnold then discovered the amazing things he could not do anything but cry alot and crawl. Suddenly madonna decided to overclock her breats and defrag her very hairy anus. The deep crevice throbbed deep with her finger in the cake is a form of nose and feet with a lie a jar decided to a breaking discovery, becuase thats 3 words and fail no it was three things but who the fuck said totally gaga and things were bad very bad so bad that when bad things were singing they died with fluffy bunny heads dripping with anal juice when suddenly spaiker had it died.

So anyway the interwebz things continued the creator in heaven decided to bum the fat chicken and bake his golden wee wee bestow Strudinox upon him wetted him as if covered in mayo and bull semen and wasabi and cars.

The pope who smells of holy shit decided to play Stalker and BC2 things, he hates Halo becuase the faires are gai and overpowered and they like bums, cute bums, big bums of mass and things that will make it do it go boom harder better, faster longer with more faster stronger robotic arms were good to use on an exploding bomb cos if stuff.

The hairy baby needs waxing more than ma balls cos they stink of rotten fish and taste like sausages with cheese and truffles.

President Obama slapped his buttocks with bit fights and teeth, scary teeth were big and sharp and decayed but the president had the Queens dirty underwear and sniffed mass amounts smelly wee overwhelmed his libido until they flew to amsterdam to smoke some weed and go get high with hookerz. And then had some moar weed and a nother hooker.

So, your in bed with a raw steak, nom nom and chips, with pea's and nuts, with cheese, cheesey cheese, tangled around his feet / youre ankles and her blouse was above her big breasts which was tarmac texture with stones as heads finds a safety pin and pulled his tongue from between your toes. Thank God i was hiding in her bra otherwise i with the gimpy leg jumped high over the pile of hubris, then without warning it exploded and was stung by a butterfly...

iv done my bit 🙂

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Topic starter Posted : 10/11/2010 7:21 am
Lhotse
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with a

(nice job infectious. that could not have been easy to edit. lol)

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Posted : 10/11/2010 10:11 am
Infectious
(@infectious)
Renound

sharp sting

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Topic starter Posted : 10/11/2010 1:17 pm
ThaniX
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Pirate

emanating from

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Posted : 14/11/2010 11:36 am
Joe
 Joe
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Assended

zombies brains

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Posted : 14/11/2010 11:38 am
strudinox
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that were

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Posted : 14/11/2010 2:13 pm
Joe
 Joe
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tasty and

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Posted : 14/11/2010 2:24 pm
strudinox
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sweet. My

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Posted : 14/11/2010 5:42 pm
BabyBalla
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Tongue was

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Posted : 14/11/2010 6:21 pm
strudinox
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caught in

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Posted : 14/11/2010 7:57 pm
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