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One YoYo Dawg Went out For a Walk in the ghetto ketchup sauce in Zimbabwe which happens to have very spongy turtles called penguins which feed. They hunt huge lamas, killing them for meat and pleasure. Every little mushroom must contain proteins and cocaine. If I slide down your cock eyed rooster. The fork which I use in Zimbabwe to stab. Monkeys intelligently fell upwards towards Inside-Dorp. Only finding YoYo Dawg had unlocked my brain. The MacDonalds sells Fat-People for hamburgers, Mmmmm, tasty non-beef salad macdonalds-food. Goat cheese lives around, eating cow shaped mould occasionally sucking blood of Nomad and me.

Then I decided to eat garbage. It exploded furiously in multiple stages including:
1: Spontaneous Implosion
2: Maximum faceplant
3: Uncontrollable killing
4: Ugly >:()

Let my other half find my lost shithole which is ripped his brain and eyeballs of Dooomz. An Elephant with llamas, decimating/defecating little trees decided cannibalism is profitable. >:().

Monkey.... Must... Obey... Children... Who... Claim... Aliens... Cry... Bricks... Twice.

Unfortunately, they refused citizenship. Which has caused a rapid deceleration of time.

Miscellaneous quizzes are lame-as hell, dam-straight! I fell in tea, burning precisely in EXPLOSIONS of-THUNDA-MILK. My udders collapsed under MASSIVE PWNAGE but lolcat's aubergine wins wars. Thinking about men and needles Isle-Of-Wight style, Meanwhile GOD (Giant-Obsidian-Dog) procrastinated chasing hamsters with hammers.

Children run backwards when their computers upon-desk tops the elephant's record quadruple-backflip-quad-roll bellyflop sleep upside down on a canibal's membrane. Mum's are always gay because they-are-women. That when you ROFL laughing at the-guys-face cos his gota small heatsink

Topic starter Posted : 08/02/2010 3:00 pm