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Then I decided to eat garbage. It exploded furiously in multiple stages including:
1: Spontaneous Implosion
2: Maximum faceplant
3: Uncontrollable killing
4: Ugly >:()
Let my other half find my lost shithole which is ripped his brain and eyeballs of Dooomz. An Elephant with llamas, decimating/defecating little trees decided cannibalism is profitable. >:().
Monkey.... Must... Obey... Children... Who... Claim... Aliens... Cry... Bricks... Twice.
Unfortunately, they refused citizenship. Which has caused a rapid deceleration of time.
Miscellaneous quizzes are lame-as hell, dam-straight! I fell in tea, burning precisely in EXPLOSIONS of-THUNDA-MILK. My udders collapsed under MASSIVE PWNAGE but lolcat's aubergine wins wars. Thinking about men and needles Isle-Of-Wight
that doesnt make any sense