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One YoYo Dawg Went out For a Walk in the ghetto ketchup sauce in Zimbabwe which happens to have very spongy turtles called penguins which feed. They hunt huge lamas, killing them for meat and pleasure. Kew is cool. Every little mushroom must contain proteins and cocaine. If I slide down your cock eyed rooster. The fork which I use in Zimbabwe to stab. Monkeys intelligently fell upwards towards Inside-Dorp. Only finding YoYo Dawg had unlocked my brain. The MacDonalds sells Fat-People for hamburgers, Mmmmm, tasty non-beef salad macdonalds-food. Goat cheese lives around, eating cow shaped mould occasionally sucking blood of Nomad and me.

Then I decided to eat garbage. It exploded furiously in multiple stages including:
1: Spontaneous Implosion
2: Maximum faceplant
3: Uncontrollable killing
4: Ugly >:()

Let my other half find my lost shithole which is ripped his brain and eyeballs of Dooomz. An Elephant with llamas, decimating/defecating little trees decided cannibalism is profitable. >:().

Monkey.... Must... Obey... Children... Who... Claim... Aliens... Cry... Bricks... Twice.

Unfortunately, they refused citizenship. Which has caused a rapid deceleration of time.

Topic starter Posted : 08/02/2010 3:00 pm